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Humor section on usa2017.com Humor section on USA 2017. Humor message is a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter. The trait of appreciating and being able to express the humorous. According the religion of Middle Ages, humor is the one of the four fluids in the body whose balance was believed to determine your emotional and physical state. "The humors are blood and phlegm and yellow and black bile". Eva and Adolf. Never ending story about sweet couple, redneck and blondy.
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A tough decision.

Adolf has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $10,000 and see how each of them spends it.

The first girl goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

The third one takes the $10,000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $10,000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

Which of the women did the Adolf eventually marry? He thinks for a while about harmony, love and meaning of life and takes the girl with the biggest tits. Her name is Eva. See picture below. Smart decision. Is it not?

Eva with biggest tits is a tough decision of Adolf.

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Night Languor ["Night Languor"] - :: Adolf's story about one of his magic night with Eva. It has been a hard night. I terribly want to sleep but I cannot. My wife, Eva, sleeps next to me. The moon romantically shines on her beautiful white porcelain-like face. She reminded me of the little kewpie dolls that little girls like to play with, but Eva's face was a bit more angled. As I kept worshipping her in her slumber with my eyes, I was aroused with a burning desire.
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Crazy English ["Crazy English"] - :: Boxing rings are square. A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. There is no egg in eggplant. How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell the other day? Where are all those people who are spring chickens or who would actually hurt a fly? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm clock goes off by going on. Why we have to write "knife" and have to read "n-i-f"? You think this is very smart?
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German English ["German English"] - :: What Adolf will make from English language. Very soon a new human language will be the official language of the world. We take English language and improve it to German thru step by step plan. In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.
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Husband number 1 ["Husband number 1"] - :: A story of death Eva's husband number 1. Before Adolf Eva has many men. A first one was John, the super millionaire from NY. One day, during a recent publicity outing, Eva sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There is no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
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